abhortion:

movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse

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misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

poland-poledancer:

apolloablaze:

ah yes…. the smell of victory

This will be in my nightmares tonight

poland-poledancer:

apolloablaze:

ah yes…. the smell of victory

This will be in my nightmares tonight

(Source: mayablanca)

smoonie:

foodfuckery:

Brioche French Toast with Bananas, Crème Patissiere and Salted Caramel

Recipe 

I’m imploding on the inside.

(Source: basnad)

(Source: winterwho)

(Source: ozzyosborntodie)

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”